A blog about Hair
I CUT ALL MY HAIR OFFFFFFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY WHY DID I DO THIS I WANT MY LONG HAIR BACK OH GOD WHY WHY DID I DO THIS.
Hmmmmm yes, Everyone has been at this horrible place in life. You go for a new change all confident and then walk out crying. Life is tough. The cut doesnt look bad though right, I mean I dont look weird do I, you can be honest, oh God you hate it dont you. WHYYYYY WHYYYYY DID I CUT MY HAIR OFFFFFFFF. Ha ha this is fun.
Ok, I didnt actually cut my hair off. I did get a hair cut but I only got like an inch taken off, Im very strict about them cutting my hair, you know how for some hairdressers an inch means 5 or 6. Anyways, I was taking some photos for my blog and one of the photos turned out like this and I kinda liked it. I dont actually have the guts to cut my hair off though, and do take into consideration that you are only seeing about 25% of my hair in that photo, my hair is actually really thicVk so it wouldnt look all straight and silky like in the photo if it was that short, itd be more like a fro!
Ok, so this is what my hair actually looks like. You can see what a fluke it was that the other photo turned out the way it did.
And yes, for those of you out there thinking it. I did just write a blog about my hair. Well what do you expect, I lead a dull life of work and study. I promise I will come up with something more exciting for my next blog. Ill either find something exciting to do and report about or Ill just make up a story like Karina has with all those scottish people. Lets be honest Karina, there is no Ross and you do not know any scots! Its a tastesless way to get people to read your blog. However, since it seems to work, my next blog will feature a story about my Irish brother and my Swedish dog!
posted by almost famous kiwi @ 1:31 PM
31 comments
31 Comments:
AHHHHHHHHHH!
I love it.
Help me, I'm bored at work, have no access to email, and I make up things like having a Scottish boyfriend to pass the time.
yes, working at a game store sounds sooooooo boring. I put 2 year old children down for naps and wait till they wake up screaming for a job!
However, since i understand the pain of boredom I'll give you options of things to do, you could a) do my theatre history reading for me tres tres exciting b) play the 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon game lots of fun c) write letters to your favourite stars and mail them, just for fun, make sure you use works like Obsessed and fanatic or d) I dont know, work! hehehe
(Ross)
Maybe I should become a hairdresser; I've said time and again that one inch actually equals five or six. I like the hair by the way.
Yes, you like the hair...but long or short? That is the question.
(Ross)
I like it like I like my women...well-conditioned yet tuggy.
I think I've heard the one about the Irish brother and the Swedish dog...tell the one about the Peruvian nun and the Danish horse instead.
Bet you wish you hadn't asked for visitors now.
Did u just call me fat?
Either fat, or you insinuated that I was "loose" enough to tug on.
Quick, Kiwi tell a joke to break the tension!
ahhhh there was an irish dog and a, oh no wait the dog was danish, or was he scottish oh god its all the same. There was a dog, hang on was it a cat? im remembering a cat
Dammit I suck at jokes.
Ah yes ross I know what you mean about one inch being 6 (hang on a minute, do I?) anyways we all know its not the size that counts but the way you ahhhh blow dry.......
Yes, blow-drying skills are very important, but its also the one thing that you can afford to suck at.
(Ross)
There are some things I cannot afford and some I refuse to pay for.
That's cuz you've spent all your money on Jeff.
(Ross)
He does like his pearl necklaces...i made myself feel sick there.
You made me feel sick too. But that's nothing new.
Poor innocent Jeff. All he wanted to do was shave Manny's chest.
(Ross)
And have your mum watch
(Jeff)
More of your propaganda infecting other innocent peoples’ blogs! This medium is meant for meaningfully pronouncement not for your contaminating shenanigans and ballyhoo!....Oh, and also, don’t think that I don’t appreciate everything you’ve given me Ross. I love your pearl necklaces; I wear one every Valentine’s Day.
(Ross)
You wear them more often than you might think, o sound sleeper.
(Ross)
Altogether now! Everyone be sick!
(Ross's sense of decency)
Sorry Kiwi, I let go of the reins for a minute, but it won't happen twice.
(Jeff)
Oh I'm just pretending to sleep. I can't bring myself to ruin your moment of tranquility as you're standing there and saying, "Awwww....He looks like an angel...."
(Ross)
And Jeff pulls out the trump card...
Poor Kiwi is going to come on her blog, thinking she has no friends and low an behold what will she find?
(Ross)
Jeff's mum?
Seriously Ross, Jeff's mom is mine. Back off...
On an entirely different note, Kiwi, I noticed that there is another blogspot blog called: WhereISmypoodle...what are the odds of that?
Damn, I just spilled water all over my PS3 controller. Getting a bit excited here.
THANKS Kiwi for your support. I would totally write u an email or call u about all this...but I cant access email from work and my new phone should be arriving tomorrow. Come to think of it, I'm probably going to go live with my mum for the rest of the week, so maybe we can arrange a time for me to call you.
But yeah, im scared to death about what I might lose but i also know that there is a plan for me and I will have to walk that line. I know whats meant to be will be and that everything happens for a reason. I'm sure I will look back at this and see what the reason was. I just need to be patient and have a little faith that no matter what may happen, i will be ok.
Love Karina
I just read that you're not feeling well....please please eat properly. I know you're really stressed and the body really reacts to stress so make sure you take care of yourself. Im always ALWAYS there to talk to you. you can call me at my house or alexs. When will you be at your mums? I can call you.
I believe this is all going to work out really well, and you are going to be so much stronger from it. You are not going to lose anything, you will gain things! I love you! Have faith. "There is no fear in perfect love, perfect love casts out all fear"
Kelly! Your hair looks incredible.
Incredible!
Hot!
I love it.
Robyn, That's what I said too!
Then I found out IT WAS ALL A SCAM TO DRIVE TRAFFIC TO HER BLOG!
That's it, next time I see you Kiwi, I'm bringing my scissors.
And they are going to be the child safety kind.
Mwahahaha My plan worked, now if only i could update my blog, this comp at work keeps telling me I dont have enough cookies, of course I dont, too many cookies make me fat! I tried to call yoou at your mums Karina, you werent there. Im ordering you to call me at alexs tonight.
when it does the cookie thing, i either type in blogger.com, click edit post on a previous blog, click on blogger in the corner, or if all fails, close window and start again.
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